Words can't express the Awesome. . .

.Karl.

If I dreamt in black and white, this is what it would look like

K x

Oh Maigahd - I Die!

The only TV i seem to be making time for lately is

The Rachel Zoe Project..

I still love you Greys Anatomy, SATC, Project Runway and just quietly Gilmore Girls.. So don't be jealous!

Camp Zoe is "Killing it on a whole other level" .. It's sooo OTT and thats why I freaking love it!

Lately I've been describing all things as either:

"Stupid.. Ahmah-zing or FKIN Bah-Nahnas!"

and to top things off I usually string them together in such a way that makes no sense whatsoever -

I'm pretty sure my friends have had an earful and come the weekend I'll need to resort to a new celeb obsession, but until then I'm totally "Shutting it down!"

x

Sidebar: Lets hope this doesn't result in me selling my kidney, left lung and a portion of my liver in order to acquire 3 Birkins..

Welcome to Crazytown, population YOU!

You've just broken up with your boyfriend, your finally doing great when you hear he has a new love in his life!

Ouch, Get the rope ready!

One minute your normal, the next you've switched into Crazy-Bitch-Ninja-007-Secret Spy mode.

You find yourself stalking friends of friends Facebook pages, trying to get a glimpse of her in the hopes that he's downgraded..

You finally find it - WOOF! Shes fugly! (or so you tell yourself to lift your spirits, in reallity she's kinda cute and has bigger boobs than you . . . no wonder he loves her)

Then you send her pic out on your morning emails to your girls, knowing that as your friends they will exaggerate her double chin to make you feel better.

It's scary the amount of juice you can get on someone when your determined, desperate, crazy and curious enough.

Your a click away from criminal charges - Stalk-zilla!

Your obsessing.. so stop!

This is a minor setback, you've cried over this idiot enough so don't wallow.

Get rid of your well worn copy of P.S I love you, and give Richard Mercer a rest for a while.

Get a new haircut, or new outfit, & plan a weekend with the girls!

Flirt, but dont rebound..

Wish your ex well, he meant alot to you at one stage, be happy he's happy.

Now get the fuck out of that situation and live!

x

Poolside Pasta

Amidst the stress & chaos that come alongside working in the city, lies a CBD haven like no other.

Ivy Pool Club

Met my girl W for after work drinkies. Chilled out to relaxed tunes, fruity cocktails and cabana boy looking security guards. Grabbed a bite to eat poolside at Uccello's (which was actually pretty delish!)

Headed to the 'ladies room' and in this case by ladies room I mean Unisex Change Room - showers (big enough for two)

Who creates toilets with their own bar/DJ/dance area?

Kudos Mr. Hemmes x... Loves it

DreamLover

He looks at you,

You look back & in that glance

. .you stop. .

Frozen in this moment

To him your his everything, hes your world.

Not a perfect world.. but a world of dis functional perfection just the same..

Finding comfort in his imperfections..

He seems real

Touchable

Breakable

it's an unimaginable kind of love

your love

a shivelrous man

woos you with lifes simple things like opening your doors, putting his coat over your sholders

a passionate man

with a love of fine art, music and wine

Once a player, he's changed his ways, given up his globetrotting single social life,

for a life with you, he wants to show you the world...

Fear presents itself as you realise that with loving so much comes the risk of loosing so much..

you wake up

. . a tear . .

it was all a dream

You're like my own personal brand of heroin...

It seems that I,

along with the majority of my girlfriends, have acquired an unhealthy obsession with all things Twilight..

I've fallen for the forbidden love factor. I think every girl (Including us independent types), long for the Idea of being rescued. . . We DEFINITELY seem to want what we can't have!

Can't wait to get my New Moon fix!

...Team Jacob - Because Edward doesn't make me sweat...

(You know there's something wrong with you when your crushin' on a 17 yr old werewolf!)

Ode to a fool..

We were friends once..

You've changed

My eyes have finally opened up to your deceitful ways.

Lying has become your primary means of communication, your funny.

A mere joke!

So transparent you are, I see right through your stare, your voice, your laugh.

You're fake..

I trusted you, in a moment of weakness I came to you for comfort..

I've never felt so betrayed, so hurt, so ashamed.. You're to blame, you and your eagerness to please her.

I see the regret in your eyes, but you've surpassed forgiveness..

I don't feel sorry you or for the mess you created. Your not worth my sympathy!

Gossip drives you .. It makes me sick

Thriving off other people's issues, and misfortunes to escape your pathetic existence...

She has you . . .

By

The

Balls

I'm embarrassed for you. You don't defend yourself, or your friends, or for what is right.

She's swept up in your bubble of lies, convinced of the idea that "I can trust him, It's others I don't trust".

Hunny, If you trusted him, Others wouldn't be an issue...

If you think I've been defeated, your mistaken!

I'm stronger than ever, strong enough to shut you down with words strong enough to break you.

I bite my tongue now, not for you.. But for those I love..

But be weary I will reveal all if you challenge me!

Be scared... you're nobody, your nothing..

Train Thoughts...

Umm..

How close is too close when you find yourself wedged on the train in between an old skinny guy with a massive mo that spent most of the trip snorting and picking his nose, and a middle aged fat guy who fell asleep pretty much on me? It was more action than I'd get on a date

. . .Luckily. . .

I Found my salvation in a Cosmo, a stick of gum and the fact I was sitting two seats behind some eye candy (yumm) and in no time, was at my stop.. phheeww!

Barbie - The Fame Whore x

Ah, how I miss the good old days.

The days when lifes dramas were a mix of Push Pops, Care Bears and Cabbage
Patch Kids. The trivial debate of what she would wear, what mode of transport she should take (Horse drawn carriage, Caravan or Convertible), & which Barbie got to marry Ken that day.

*Note: I was a girl that had about 40 Barbies and only one Ken. I created Outrageously scandalous scenarios & short lived relationships... hmm That explains ALOT!*

So..


As an ode to the countless wardrobe changes I've made and continue to make and in the spirit of Barbie's 50th I'm sporting hot pink nails to work today! They actually look FaB, and I'm not a massive pink nail fan..

Also, to mark Barbies 50th Mr.Lagerfeld has joined forces with Mattel to create a Barbie Inspired range..(As pictured above)

P.S

i Love you Karl (I'm totally having your glove wearing babies) !

x

"Quod me nutrit me destruit" - (What nourishes me, destroys me)

I was young;

Naive and young.. Un-hurt, un-touched, un-scarred.. I was new.
You came in to my life, slightly older and in some ways wiser, I looked up to you, trusted you.
You taught me things about myself nobody else could.. You made me set the bar higher..

No one else could make me laugh so much, cry so much, love so much..
No matter what I'm always innocent in your eyes,
Hugs from you always made everything feel ok, kisses made the world fade.
Breathe in deep just to smell you..

Years together, you knew me..
you were my comfort zone, my security blanket.
so hard to let go..

Back and forth we left each other...

yet magnetically were drawn back, each time loving and hating each other a little more..
Your name lined my heart, no matter who else came in touch with it, your scent remained.
Time passed and we both grew, together and apart.
Knowing I needed to move on, I found my clarity in your absence.

and just like that.. you were gone..

Love exists to show us how much we can endure.
To push us to our limits, to the point where were either better people with them, or without.

I knew I would never be with you but will always remember the wanting..
Your stories my dreamer, about a future someday..
with thoughts of tomorrow, never today.
It wasnt our time.

Goodbye x