You've just broken up with your boyfriend, your finally doing great when you hear he has a new love in his life!
Ouch, Get the rope ready!
One minute your normal, the next you've switched into Crazy-Bitch-Ninja-007-Secret Spy mode.
You find yourself stalking friends of friends Facebook pages, trying to get a glimpse of her in the hopes that he's downgraded..
You finally find it - WOOF! Shes fugly! (or so you tell yourself to lift your spirits, in reallity she's kinda cute and has bigger boobs than you . . . no wonder he loves her)
Then you send her pic out on your morning emails to your girls, knowing that as your friends they will exaggerate her double chin to make you feel better.
It's scary the amount of juice you can get on someone when your determined, desperate, crazy and curious enough.
Your a click away from criminal charges - Stalk-zilla!
Your obsessing.. so stop!
This is a minor setback, you've cried over this idiot enough so don't wallow.
Get rid of your well worn copy of P.S I love you, and give Richard Mercer a rest for a while.
Get a new haircut, or new outfit, & plan a weekend with the girls!
Flirt, but dont rebound..
Wish your ex well, he meant alot to you at one stage, be happy he's happy.
Now get the fuck out of that situation and live!
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